Trump has deleted an AI image of himself as Jesus, realizing there are some minor differences between him and the Messiah. Here are a few:

Grabbing pussy: Unlike Trump, Jesus never claimed to use his fame to assault women. No parables on that front.

Lying: Jesus followed the commandment against lying, whereas Trump seems to have rewritten it to 'Thou shalt lie constantly.'

Jesus’s stories make sense: Parables like the Prodigal Son have clear morals. Trump's tales? Think sharks and electric boats without a point.

Trump would not die for our sins: Unlikely to sacrifice himself, but he might sell 'sin-absolving' merchandise instead.

Trump cannot heal: Jesus healed freely; Trump cut Medicaid. Miracles? Not quite.

Jesus wasn’t American: Jesus was Judean, not surrounded by American flags and soldiers.

Jesus was celibate: Unlike the scandal-prone Trump, Jesus wasn’t into questionable relationships.

Judging others: Jesus advised against judging others hypocritically; Trump seems to have missed that memo.

Jesus did not have F-15 Strike Eagles: Jets in Trump's imagery? Jesus didn’t need them to perform miracles.

Views on marriage: Jesus preached sacred unions; Trump's marital history is, shall we say, more eventful.

Jesus didn’t start wars: A peace advocate, Jesus would not have been a war-starter like Trump.

Jesus is in Heaven: Trump, aware he's not heading there, perhaps sees Hell as more fitting.