ARE you, like Trump’s America, ‘winning so much you really don’t know what to do about it’? Here’s what to do about it:

Accept winning

Instead of getting confused by your recent success, accept it as deserved. Believe that a small lottery win is due to your innate superiority and reinvest it into more lottery tickets.

Share your win with others

Not the actual money, of course. Boast about your success and how you can't understand those who don't share your winning mindset. Just ignore the line behind you at the shop.

Win less

Show some humility to make yourself more relatable. Take a minor loss to seem more human, like Trump did with his losses in Minnesota. Treat losing a lottery ticket like it's no big deal.

Remember what you’ve overcome

If your victories feel overwhelming, focus on those who doubted you, like that woman at the Jobcentre. Your triumphs will feel even sweeter.

Enumerate your achievements

List everything that makes you a winner, even if it’s not all true. Your charm, style, financial status, and future fortunes make winning easier to handle.

Celebrate

Why not celebrate all your wins? Even if those lottery tickets weren't winners, grab some cheap gin and toast to yourself like Trump might. Just be prepared for any consequences that await back home.