Britain has humorously begged the press to not find Fergie, as the nation seems to be enjoying a moment of peace without the usual media circus. It's a lighthearted plea suggesting that perhaps, for once, the country could do without the fanfare that usually accompanies the Duchess of York.

With a tongue-in-cheek tone, the article highlights how sometimes it's nice to not have the spotlight shining on every move of royal figures. So, for now, Britain is crossing its fingers that Fergie remains happily out of sight and out of mind.