The by-election race has turned into a comedic spectacle as candidates from the fascist right, radical left, and a party affectionately dubbed the 'useless f**kers' find themselves in a dead heat. It's a political jamboree where ideological extremes meet apparent ineptitude, leaving voters wondering if they should laugh or cry.

This three-ring circus of a by-election is offering plenty of fodder for satire, as each party scrambles to outdo the others in a contest of who can be the most politically absurd. With a cast of characters that could rival a sitcom, this election is proving to be more entertaining than a stand-up comedy night.

As the candidates continue their campaigns, making promises that range from the improbable to the downright ridiculous, the stage is set for a climactic finish. Will the fascist right march to victory? Will the radical left revolutionize the results? Or will the 'useless f**kers' stumble their way to an unexpected win? Stay tuned for what promises to be a hilariously unpredictable outcome.