PRESIDENT Trump has fired off another spurious and lunatic lawsuit demanding one billion dollars. This is everyone he’s suing so far:

The BBC is being sued for ten billion dollars for editing out part of a speech, even though it wasn’t aired in the US and likely watched only by a niche audience. Expect a refile for 100 billion dollars if unsuccessful.

Harvard University faces a one billion dollar lawsuit for reasons that remain unclear but likely involve not being named Trump-Harvard University.

Trevor Noah is threatened with a one billion dollar lawsuit for a joke about Epstein Island, which Trump insists he never visited.

The Wall Street Journal is hit with a ten billion dollar lawsuit for reprinting a birthday tribute to Epstein, which has allegedly damaged Trump’s image.

Pulitzer Prize is sued for defamation for awarding someone Trump dislikes, with the real issue being Trump’s love for receiving prizes.

The New York Times has a $15 billion lawsuit for writing about Trump’s business acumen, with evidence provided in the form of a crayon drawing titled ‘the best at bizness’.

The Des Moines Register is sued for publishing an opinion poll showing Harris ahead, which Trump claims caused him to lose the election he won.

Hillary Clinton and the Democratic National Committee are being generally harassed to discourage future election participation.

The IRS and US Treasury face ten billion dollars in damages for leaking Trump’s tax affairs, despite Trump’s control over these institutions, making a settlement likely.

The US Justice Department is being sued for $230 million for daring to investigate Trump, with Trump claiming he seeks justice, not money.

The Walt Disney Corporation is sued for failing to include Trump in Avengers: Doomsday, leaving out the self-declared greatest hero of the multiverse.

The Danish government is facing a $100 billion lawsuit for not selling Greenland to Trump, with the acceptance of Greenland as a settlement.

The International Olympic Committee is being sued for not featuring events Trump excels in, denying him his beloved gold medals.

The Illuminati is sued for $1 trillion for not making Trump a founding member.