Friends in race to fatten up slimmer

A woman named Hannah Tomlinson, who recently lost a significant amount of weight, has become the target of her friends' efforts to quickly return her to her previous weight. Her friends, concerned about the disruption of their group's 'feng shui' and attractiveness hierarchy, have hatched a plan to fatten her up.

One friend, Nikki Hollis, expressed the group's concern that Hannah's new slim figure upsets the group's balance. They considered subtly discouraging her from getting too skinny but decided on a more direct approach.

The friends have developed a 're-chunkification' schedule: Nikki is in charge of sending spontaneous pastries, Ellie is sharing tempting food reels on Instagram, and Jess is pretending to need help finishing her meals. It's a coordinated group effort.

Their mission faces challenges as Hannah reports feeling more energetic and attracting more attention from men. The friends are determined to remind her of the supposed benefits of her past lifestyle, even if it means resorting to extreme measures like force-feeding her sausage rolls.

Source: The Daily Mash (UK)

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