Feeling a little frisky in the sizzling summer heat? Fear not, as we've got some tongue-in-cheek advice to keep your solo activities safe and sound during a heatwave:

Seek out cool, shaded spots

Even if your usual preference is a steamy session next to the oven, consider taking your business to a cooler place like a supermarket’s walk-in freezer. Surely, no one will mind your health-conscious decision!

Opt for loose-fitting clothing

Loose-fitting shorts not only keep you cool but also offer easy access. Avoid sweating it out with tight jeans or latex suits – no one wants to be too worn out to finish the job!

Avoid using sun cream as lubricant

While sun cream is great for protecting your skin, it’s not recommended for more intimate areas. The chemicals could cause irritation, and nobody wants hand-shaped tan lines in awkward places!

Choose appropriate adult content

Keep your mental stimulation cool too. Instead of fiery content, look for videos featuring chilly scenarios – think ice-cream trucks and Eskimo-themed adventures.

Consider a buddy system

With heat stroke being a real risk, having a friend to supervise might not be a bad idea. They can either cheer you on or, well, ask you to never call them again.