In a surprising twist that could only be rivaled by a royal soap opera, Prince Andrew is reportedly starting to wonder if he might have made some poor choices in life. It's the kind of realization that makes you ask, "What gave it away, Andy? The international scandal, perhaps?"

On the other side of the royal family drama, Sarah Ferguson, affectionately known as Fergie, is allegedly reaching out to anyone with a spare room, a knack for business, or a charitable heart. With her previous living arrangements falling through, it seems no one is safe from a potential royal houseguest. So, if you have an extra bedroom in your Swindon semi, don't be too surprised if you receive a friendly email from Fergie looking to bunk up for 'just a few months.'

Fergie is reportedly on the lookout for business-savvy individuals who could help launch her next venture, even if your last business triumph was picking the right scratch card. And if you're involved in any charity work, consider yourself a prime target for her persuasive talents. She might just pop into your DMs with a request to 'put in a good word with the board,' promising her unmatched skills in charming investors.

Whether it's running your household or eyeing a portion of your earnings, Fergie's requests might leave you pondering the fairness of it all. But hey, such is the life under the aristocratic microscope, where everyone's a potential patron!