A rose has been named after David Beckham, and surely other British footballers should have the same honour. These richly deserve floral tributes:

Julian Dicks (senior career 1985-2002)

Roses grow from the muck and have thorns that can prick you, much like the formidable West Ham legend known for his rough-and-tumble play. His rose would boast notes of beer, mud, and testosterone, capturing the essence of his iconic 'disgrace to football' game.

Duncan Ferguson (senior career 1990-2006)

A rose named after Big Dunc would be a thorny protector, much like the man who holds the record for red cards and once served time for a headbutt. It would deter pests and burglars alike, just like Ferguson did in real life.

Michael Owen (senior career 1996-2013)

While Owen's career began with a bang, his rose would be rather unremarkable, serving as filler among more exotic blooms. It would struggle to thrive outside Liverpool, much like Owen's career outside his home turf.

Kevin Keegan (senior career 1968-1985)

A Keegan rose would promise much but deliver little, reflecting the perennial underachievement in his managerial career. Trying to get it to bloom would be an exercise in gardening futility, yet a fun challenge.

Harry Maguire (senior career 2011-ongoing)

Solid and dependable, a Harry Maguire rose wouldn't be the star of any garden but would grow without fuss. Its blooms might not turn heads, but they'd be reassuringly stable, much like Maguire's presence on the pitch.