In a bold and somewhat eyebrow-raising move, a new commemorative 'Donald Trump' US passport has been announced, complete with a special multiple-entry visa to Epstein Island. The White House confirmed that this addition uniquely reflects the tastes and interests of the 47th President.

A spokesperson from the White House elaborated on the unique features of the passport, stating, “We wanted to create a travel document that uniquely reflects President Trump’s tastes and interests.” The passport not only includes an image of Donald Trump but is also adorned with an overuse of kitsch gold decoration and a no-questions-asked entry permit to his favorite holiday destination.

MAGA collectors are already lining up to get their hands on these limited edition passports, with many praising the meticulous attention to detail. One enthusiast noted, “It’s the little things, like how every entry stamp is backdated and unsigned. It really captures the spirit of plausible deniability.”

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Headline by Antony Bell