One Nation has devised a clever strategy to overtake Labor in the upcoming election: by reinventing the rules of mathematics. The party recently released a graph that places them ahead of Labor in primary votes, under the condition that conventional graphing methods are ignored.

A spokesperson for One Nation dismissed criticisms of the graph's accuracy, promoting it as a 'common sense' approach to numbers. They explained, "Australians are tired of elitist concepts like 'greater than' and 'less than'. What really matters is how imposing the bar looks on a chart, which resonates with approximately 25% of Australians," the spokesperson quipped.

Leader Pauline Hanson confidently stated that One Nation is poised for victory in the next election, predicting that by securing a few additional seats and employing a creative graphic designer, she could soon be Prime Minister. She humorously added that, if elected, the party plans to significantly raise average incomes by tweaking the scales on official economic charts.