Barcelona’s Sagrada Familia is no stranger to delays, but the latest setback is a doozy. The Victorian branch of the CFMEU, known for their expertise in drawing out construction timelines, has reportedly taken a 'keen interest' in the ongoing project. With a project that's already 144 years and €480 million in, the CFMEU saw an opportunity to lend a hand—or rather, extend one.

An insider at the CFMEU cheekily remarked, 'We heard the Sagrada Familia has been in the works for 144 years and thought we could help blow those figures out a bit further.' They didn't waste any time either. Within hours of their arrival, the basilica was reclassified as a 'Big Build Infrastructure Project', opening the doors for cost overruns, obscure subcontracting, and the infamous 15% 'relationship tax'.

The CFMEU's representative noted some 'quick wins' were easily identifiable, such as ensuring each gargoyle costs as much as a suburban train station—because why not? It’s just basic governance, after all.

With their preferred suppliers now in the mix, the completion date is humorously set for 2255, with a budget ballooned to €22 billion. Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan was notably unavailable for comment, perhaps wisely steering clear of this construction comedy.