The Archbishop of Canterbury is back with another satirical take on modern life, this time pondering whether it's worthwhile to sit through a dull Brigitte Bardot film. The week starts with a hangover so severe, even the Archbishop's doctor advises against any sudden movements for fear of losing vital organs.

After a meeting with David Lammy, who seeks to bring Christian values into politics, the Archbishop suggests a faith test at the zoo, involving a lion's den. Spoiler: Lammy's trousers didn't fare well!

He then turns his attention to the media, launching a tirade against the Daily Mail for its insidious reporting on an ICE shooting victim, complete with a colorful vocabulary that could make even the boldest comedians blush.

The Archbishop also comments on Peter Mandelson's dismissive reaction to Donald Trump's Greenland ambitions, questioning why certain voices get such prominent platforms in the media.

Bidding farewell to Brigitte Bardot, he jabs at the notion of separating art from the artist, particularly when the art is as tedious as Bardot's movies.

Finally, Keir Starmer's hesitant stance on the kidnapping of Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro gets a roasting, with the Archbishop demanding some much-needed backbone from politicians in these turbulent times.