Waking with a hangover so excruciating it could form craters, the Archbishop of Canterbury reflects on the week between church and politics. After a visit from Wes Streeting, who hints at replacing Keir Starmer, the Archbishop humorously dismisses the idea by comparing it to swapping Thatcher for Tebbit or Savile for Glitter.

Streeting's furious response is contrasted with the Archbishop's light breakfast as he reads about Peter Mandelson resigning from Labour yet again, making a sarcastic prediction of his fifth resignation. The article lampoons Mandelson's political maneuvering and Starmer's decision to appoint him as US ambassador despite Epstein file revelations.

In another political jab, the Archbishop comments on a court case where Palestine Action activists were cleared of charges, criticizing the Labour Party's stance and calling for Yvette Cooper's imprisonment.

Finally, the piece concludes with the 'Trump Kennedy Center' closure for renovations, ridiculing Trump's impulsive decisions and suggesting even a return of Covid would be a welcome distraction from Trump's antics.