Waking up with a hangover so intense it causes dogs to bark, the Archbishop of Canterbury reflects on an amusing week. He's got dirt on David Cameron, but instead of spilling it, he opts for an annual backside-kicking tradition. This year’s kick wasn’t as groundbreaking as 2013’s, but it still delivered.

Meanwhile, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's legal troubles provided some comic relief, with a nod to his brother Charles' 'law should take its course' stance. The Archbishop chuckles at the notion of justice finally catching up.

Gordon Ramsay is back, starring in a Netflix series promising a glimpse into his life. The Archbishop, however, is only interested if the show features fiery employees getting back at Ramsay’s infamous temper.

On another note, Channel 4's documentary on Tony Blair’s potential role in Gaza peace talks is met with skepticism. The Archbishop imagines Blair’s colorful past being unpacked, preferably in a cell shared with Prince Andrew.

Lastly, Nigel Farage’s 'shadow' cabinet announcement, featuring some controversial figures, is addressed with a sharp jab at the BBC's past promotion of Farage. The Archbishop hopes frequent TV appearances will only reinforce Farage's notorious reputation.