The Mary Celeste, and other mysteries with simple explanations and totally bollocks ones

Feeling bored and resorting to Googling historical mysteries at work? You're not alone, but beware of jumping to the most outrageous theories:

Jack the Ripper: A grim tale of a murderer, but it's spiced up when you suggest it was Queen Victoria or perhaps her grandson with a vendetta and a set of katanas.

The Mary Celeste: A ghost ship likely abandoned due to a fireball from its ethanol cargo. But let's not bore ourselves with facts; alien abduction sounds more fun!

The Baghdad Battery: Ancient jars mistaken for batteries powering ancient iPhones? Nope, just containers for scrolls, but let's keep 'History is a lie!' in our back pocket.

The Dyatlov Pass Incident: Nine hikers dead by avalanche? Yawn. Clearly the work of aliens or a yeti looking for a snack.

The Hexham Heads: Stone heads moving and summoning werewolves? Perfect material for a podcast, no proof needed!

Lord Lucan: A peer disappearing after a murder. Did he drown, or did aristocrats feed him to lions? The latter makes for better pub gossip.

Alien Jellyfish: Hovering jellyfish aliens at a US airbase? Or just balloons? The real mystery is why you're reading this!

Source: The Daily Mash (UK)

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