Once hailed as the next big thing, VR headsets now sit forlornly in the corner, collecting dust. Remember the thrill of venturing into virtual realms? No? Probably because it was overshadowed by a migraine from a dull rock-climbing simulation. And if you thought 3D TVs would bring Avatar's magic home, you were wrong. Blue extraterrestrials weren't quite the 3D content we were hoping for, and let's be honest, those glasses were never to be found when needed.

The Nutribullet was supposed to transform you into a smoothie-loving Adonis. Instead, it became a kitchen cupboard dweller, producing unpleasant drinks with slimy textures. As for Segways, they were the epitome of uncool, now associated with tourists who prefer wheels to walking.

Pelotons promised fitness from the comfort of home. The reality? Watching Netflix from the comfort of your couch while the Peloton judges silently. And what about those robot vacuum cleaners? They seemed like a great idea until you found yourself muttering, 'Where's the f**king hoover?' at 6 AM as you retrieved it from the depths of your sofa. Back to trusty Henry, who never fails to look smug.