In a world where rights are the new black, employers face the daunting task of adjusting to a workforce that insists on having them. The Daily Mash comically explores this predicament, highlighting the bizarre conundrum of trying to hire employees who now come with a side of rights.

Gone are the days when employers could simply demand your soul in exchange for a paycheck. Now, they must navigate the labyrinth of legalities, leaving them scratching their heads and wondering, 'What happened to the good old days?'

With a satirical flourish, the article captures the essence of modern employment, where balancing rights and responsibilities becomes a comedy skit in itself. So, if you're an employer struggling with this new reality, remember to laugh a little—it might just be the best policy.