Tom Hardy has been dismissed from the hit drama MobLand, which airs on a channel you likely haven't heard of. But why was he fired? Here are some fantastically fabricated reasons:

Edging Helen Mirren: It's rumored that Hardy subjected Helen Mirren to some unorthodox methods of waiting, leading to her exhaustion. Apparently, Pierce Brosnan was not spared either.

Insisting on real executions: Hardy apparently wanted authenticity so badly that he suggested using real bullets. "What's the problem?" he reportedly asked, "Need me to make a list?"

Because MobLand doesn’t need a capital L: Hardy reportedly took issue with the title's capitalization, causing countless interruptions during filming.

Always on MySpace: Despite being a bygone social media platform, Hardy is said to spend hours on MySpace, leading to lengthy delays in shooting.

Confusion about which Tom he is: Hardy allegedly mixed up his identity with other famous Toms, leading to some existential crises.

Demanding his character be more like Robbie Rotten from LazyTown: Hardy reportedly suggested wardrobe changes and character tweaks that might have been more suited to a children's show.