In a world where bigger is always better, someone's decided that the best way to celebrate an Italian dessert is by making it the size of a football field. Yes, the world's longest tiramisu has been crafted, and while some might see it as a triumph of human ingenuity, others are lamenting the vast quantities of booze that were sacrificed in its creation.

According to The Daily Mash, this colossal confectionery feat is less of a culinary masterpiece and more of a waste of perfectly good alcohol, which could have been put to better use in a glass rather than soaked into layers of sponge. The article humorously suggests that the Guinness World Records might want to rethink their priorities, or at least bring a straw for the leftover booze.

So next time you're at a party and someone suggests making the world's longest anything, remember: just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Especially when there's alcohol involved.