Mon 30th Mar 2026 at 8:00pm ends 10:30pm
Amersham Arms, New Cross Road, London, UK - Map
Stand-Up Comedy
Sion James presents:
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TweetMonday 30th March 2026 Happy Mondays Comedy at The Amersham Arms New Cross :
Tom Houghton ( Tour Preview/WIP) , Hajar J Woodland, Lucas Jones Ho , Mossy Plus *SECRET SPECIAL GUEST who cannot be named, & MC Sion James
Legendary Happy Mondays Comedy bring you weekly live comedy, kick off your week in style , come hear brand new jokes & fresh ideas from stars of TV, Radio & comedy circuit & beyond. We bring you fantastic line up of comedy talent including the hilarious & the honourable Tom Houghton brings a preview / work in progress of this new show As seen on Netflix “The Circle” , Comedy Central & more, The The Ex Tower Of London Resident & viral social media sensation -“This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute” THE DAILY TELEGRAPH ✭✭✭✭... ,British-Iranian standup and singer Hajar J Woodland , Lucas Jones Ho- Welsh Chinese Comedian based in SE London. Winner of The Comedy Store’s King Gong , Up The Creek’s Blackout & more…, loveable rogue & lovechild of Russ Abbott & Rodney Trotter- Mossy PLUS *Secret Special Guest who cannot be named - Big Star comedian warming up with some fresh new material & more. Trust us you don't want to miss! providing the lols all hosted by your cheeky compere Sion James in the friendly atmosphere of The Amersham Arms. ( Across the Road from New Cross station)
Airy spacious venue with reasonable priced bar
Front Pub Bar is open all day for pre show drinks for early arrivals
Student Discounted Tickets , Tickets with Donations to Lewisham Foodbank
Great Value Live Comedy in a Great Live venue
Please email happymondayscomedy@gmail.com so we can reserve you seats together if booking or groups of 3 or more.
Presented by Happy Mondays Comedy.
This is an 18+ event.
Advanced Tickets available Online
Advanced Booking £8
General Admission + Additional Lewisham Foodbank Donation £12.50
Student Discount Ticket £5
Doors 7.30pm Show 8.00pm to approx 10.30pm, Including Interval(s)
The Amersham Arms 388 New Cross Rd, New Cross, London SE14 6TY
Nearest Transport : New Cross Zone 2 ( 2 mins walk) or Free Street parking available nearby
Line Up :
Tom Houghton ( Preview / Work In Progress) ,
Since having left his home in the Tower of London Tom has amassed a loyal fan base of over a quarter of a million followers, the multi-viral, social media sensation, star of Netflix “The Circle” , and host of “Very British Problems: Live” and “Bad Manors” podcast, As seen on Comedy Central and tour support for Milton Jones Fresh from tours of the UK, Europe and America,
“Everyone’s cup of tea… Brilliant, bright and insightful” ★★★★★ UK Cabaret
“This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute“ ★★★★ The Daily Telegraph
Hajar J Woodland
Hajar's a British-Iranian standup and singer figuring out relationships, her Muslim upbringing and whether she’s still young.
Hajar has completed Soho Theatre's sought-after Comedy Plus Lab, reached the Funny Women semi-finals,
Lucas Jones Ho
Welsh Chinese Comedian based in SE London. Winner of The Comedy Store’s King Gong , Up The Creek’s Blackout & more…
Mossy
The Fresh Prince of Orpington , loveable rogue , lovechild of Russ Abbott & Rodney Trotter, subtitles not included
*Secret Special Guest who cannot be named
*As seen on various television & radio shows. You don't wanna miss this Celebrity comic whose name cannot be publicised. It may be a huge star or a familiar TV name who is road-testing new material.
MC Sion James
"Utterly charming ... Lovable giant' Time Out London
Check out https://www.instagram.com/happymondayscomedy/ for previous & current lineups
Artists listed are correct at time of going to press, in the unlikely event that an act needs to cancel we reserve the right to amend the line up without notice and no refunds will be due. We will endeavour to bring back that artist to this venue in the future.
Line Up:
Tom Houghton
Hajar J Woodland
Lucas Jones Ho
Mossy
Plus *SECRET SPECIAL GUEST who cannot be named
Sion James
Age Restrictions:
18+
Other Information:
Doors 7.30pm Show 8.00pm to approx 10.30pm, Including Interval(s)
Airy spacious venue with Front Pub Bar is open all day for pre show drinks for early arrivals
Artists listed are correct at time of going to press, in the unlikely event that an act needs to cancel we reserve the right to amend the line up without notice and no refunds will be due. We will endeavour to bring back that artist to this venue in the future.
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Loved the evening and the difficulties were dealt with really well. Content was fantastic and loved the comedians, they dealt with everything with grace and would happily watch the same night with them all over again. Unfortunately I was constantly fiddling with the sound to the point I thought of applying for a job as a sound tech. I would definitely considering have some "smart hands" to control the video aspects so we can see who is talking and who is being spoken to, if possible within zoom. Another suggestion would be to nominate a small number of people who can turn their mic volume down for laughter and feedback and make them aware they would need to mute themselves to speak or if background noise got too much. So it's organic laughter but not distracting from the punchline. Everything else was superb and would jump ata second gig. Thank for doing this event to everyone involved and I appreciate there were some tough lessons learnt ready for round two. So definitely pat's on the back all around! Again mega thanks. Rob
Review left at 3:14pm on Fri 15th May 2020
A great event. Some zoom technological difficult at first with zoom, but then good night. thank you.
Review left at 3:13pm on Fri 15th May 2020
My first zoom comedy gig and was surprised how well it went. Top acts too.
Review left at 9:46pm on Wed 13th May 2020
I downloaded Zoom just for Happy Mondays, and it's completely worth it! Having MC Sion is what makes this work on any platform - truly immersive and welcoming to all.
Review left at 4:26pm on Tue 12th May 2020
Review left at 3:47pm on Tue 12th May 2020
Conducting a comedy night over Zoom isn’t easy but Sion and his team did a fantastic job of managing the session, to create a wonderful night with lots of love and laughter. I look forward to the next Zoom comedy night! Thanks Sion!
Review left at 2:49am on Mon 11th May 2020