Happy Mondays Comedy : Tom Houghton ( Tour Preview/WIP) , Hajar J Woodland, Lucas Jones Ho , Mossy Plus *SECRET SPECIAL GUEST who cannot be named, & MC Sion James

Monday 30th March 2026 Happy Mondays Comedy at The Amersham Arms New Cross :

 Tom Houghton ( Tour Preview/WIP) , Hajar J Woodland, Lucas Jones Ho , Mossy Plus *SECRET SPECIAL GUEST who cannot be named,  & MC Sion James

Legendary Happy Mondays Comedy bring you weekly live comedy, kick off your week in style , come hear brand new jokes & fresh ideas from stars of TV, Radio & comedy circuit & beyond. We bring you fantastic line up of comedy talent including the hilarious & the honourable Tom Houghton brings a preview / work in progress of this new show As seen on Netflix “The Circle” , Comedy Central & more, The The Ex Tower Of London Resident & viral social media sensation -“This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute” THE DAILY TELEGRAPH ✭✭✭✭... ,British-Iranian standup and singer Hajar J Woodland , Lucas Jones Ho- Welsh Chinese Comedian based in SE London. Winner of The Comedy Store’s King Gong , Up The Creek’s Blackout & more…, loveable rogue & lovechild of Russ Abbott & Rodney Trotter- Mossy PLUS *Secret Special Guest who cannot be named - Big Star comedian warming up with some fresh new material & more. Trust us you don't want to miss! providing the lols all hosted by your cheeky compere Sion James in the friendly atmosphere of The Amersham Arms. ( Across the Road from New Cross station)

Airy spacious venue with reasonable priced bar

Front Pub Bar is open all day for pre show drinks for early arrivals

Student Discounted Tickets , Tickets with Donations to Lewisham Foodbank

Great Value Live Comedy in a Great Live venue

Please email happymondayscomedy@gmail.com so we can reserve you seats together if booking or groups of 3 or more.

Presented by Happy Mondays Comedy.

This is an 18+ event.

Advanced Tickets available Online 

Advanced Booking £8 
General Admission + Additional Lewisham Foodbank Donation £12.50
Student Discount Ticket  £5

Doors 7.30pm Show 8.00pm to approx 10.30pm, Including Interval(s)

The Amersham Arms 388 New Cross Rd, New Cross, London SE14 6TY

Nearest Transport : New Cross Zone 2 ( 2 mins walk) or Free Street parking available nearby

Line Up :

Tom Houghton  ( Preview / Work In Progress) ,
Since having left his home in the Tower of London Tom has amassed a loyal fan base of over a quarter of a million followers, the multi-viral, social media sensation, star of Netflix “The Circle” , and host of “Very British Problems: Live” and “Bad Manors” podcast, As seen on Comedy Central and tour support for Milton Jones Fresh from tours of the UK, Europe and America, 
“Everyone’s cup of tea… Brilliant, bright and insightful” ★★★★★ UK Cabaret
“This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute“ ★★★★ The Daily Telegraph

Hajar J Woodland 
Hajar's a British-Iranian standup and singer figuring out relationships, her Muslim upbringing and whether she’s still young. 
Hajar has completed Soho Theatre's sought-after Comedy Plus Lab, reached the Funny Women semi-finals,

Lucas Jones Ho
Welsh Chinese Comedian based in SE London. Winner of The Comedy Store’s King Gong , Up The Creek’s Blackout & more…

Mossy
The Fresh Prince of Orpington , loveable rogue , lovechild of Russ Abbott & Rodney Trotter, subtitles not included

*Secret Special Guest who cannot be named 
*As seen on various television & radio shows. You don't wanna miss this Celebrity comic whose name cannot be publicised. It may be a huge star or a familiar TV name who is road-testing new material.

MC Sion James
"Utterly charming ... Lovable giant' Time Out London

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Artists listed are correct at time of going to press, in the unlikely event that an act needs to cancel we reserve the right to amend the line up without notice and no refunds will be due. We will endeavour to bring back that artist to this venue in the future.