Mon 30th Mar 2026 at 8:00pm ends 10:30pm
Amersham Arms, New Cross Road, London, UK - Map
Stand-Up Comedy
Sion James presents:
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TweetMonday 30th March 2026 Happy Mondays Comedy at The Amersham Arms New Cross :
Tom Houghton ( Tour Preview/WIP) , Hajar J Woodland, Lucas Jones Ho , Mossy Plus *SECRET SPECIAL GUEST who cannot be named, & MC Sion James
Legendary Happy Mondays Comedy bring you weekly live comedy, kick off your week in style , come hear brand new jokes & fresh ideas from stars of TV, Radio & comedy circuit & beyond. We bring you fantastic line up of comedy talent including the hilarious & the honourable Tom Houghton brings a preview / work in progress of this new show As seen on Netflix “The Circle” , Comedy Central & more, The The Ex Tower Of London Resident & viral social media sensation -“This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute” THE DAILY TELEGRAPH ✭✭✭✭... ,British-Iranian standup and singer Hajar J Woodland , Lucas Jones Ho- Welsh Chinese Comedian based in SE London. Winner of The Comedy Store’s King Gong , Up The Creek’s Blackout & more…, loveable rogue & lovechild of Russ Abbott & Rodney Trotter- Mossy PLUS *Secret Special Guest who cannot be named - Big Star comedian warming up with some fresh new material & more. Trust us you don't want to miss! providing the lols all hosted by your cheeky compere Sion James in the friendly atmosphere of The Amersham Arms. ( Across the Road from New Cross station)
Airy spacious venue with reasonable priced bar
Front Pub Bar is open all day for pre show drinks for early arrivals
Student Discounted Tickets , Tickets with Donations to Lewisham Foodbank
Great Value Live Comedy in a Great Live venue
Please email happymondayscomedy@gmail.com so we can reserve you seats together if booking or groups of 3 or more.
Presented by Happy Mondays Comedy.
This is an 18+ event.
Advanced Tickets available Online
Advanced Booking £8
General Admission + Additional Lewisham Foodbank Donation £12.50
Student Discount Ticket £5
Doors 7.30pm Show 8.00pm to approx 10.30pm, Including Interval(s)
The Amersham Arms 388 New Cross Rd, New Cross, London SE14 6TY
Nearest Transport : New Cross Zone 2 ( 2 mins walk) or Free Street parking available nearby
Line Up :
Tom Houghton ( Preview / Work In Progress) ,
Since having left his home in the Tower of London Tom has amassed a loyal fan base of over a quarter of a million followers, the multi-viral, social media sensation, star of Netflix “The Circle” , and host of “Very British Problems: Live” and “Bad Manors” podcast, As seen on Comedy Central and tour support for Milton Jones Fresh from tours of the UK, Europe and America,
“Everyone’s cup of tea… Brilliant, bright and insightful” ★★★★★ UK Cabaret
“This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute“ ★★★★ The Daily Telegraph
Hajar J Woodland
Hajar's a British-Iranian standup and singer figuring out relationships, her Muslim upbringing and whether she’s still young.
Hajar has completed Soho Theatre's sought-after Comedy Plus Lab, reached the Funny Women semi-finals,
Lucas Jones Ho
Welsh Chinese Comedian based in SE London. Winner of The Comedy Store’s King Gong , Up The Creek’s Blackout & more…
Mossy
The Fresh Prince of Orpington , loveable rogue , lovechild of Russ Abbott & Rodney Trotter, subtitles not included
*Secret Special Guest who cannot be named
*As seen on various television & radio shows. You don't wanna miss this Celebrity comic whose name cannot be publicised. It may be a huge star or a familiar TV name who is road-testing new material.
MC Sion James
"Utterly charming ... Lovable giant' Time Out London
Check out https://www.instagram.com/happymondayscomedy/ for previous & current lineups
Artists listed are correct at time of going to press, in the unlikely event that an act needs to cancel we reserve the right to amend the line up without notice and no refunds will be due. We will endeavour to bring back that artist to this venue in the future.
Line Up:
Tom Houghton
Hajar J Woodland
Lucas Jones Ho
Mossy
Plus *SECRET SPECIAL GUEST who cannot be named
Sion James
Age Restrictions:
18+
Other Information:
Doors 7.30pm Show 8.00pm to approx 10.30pm, Including Interval(s)
Airy spacious venue with Front Pub Bar is open all day for pre show drinks for early arrivals
Artists listed are correct at time of going to press, in the unlikely event that an act needs to cancel we reserve the right to amend the line up without notice and no refunds will be due. We will endeavour to bring back that artist to this venue in the future.
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Another great night at Happy Mondays with a great selection of up and coming comedians
Review left at 5:53pm on Tue 16th Mar 2021
This was a funny night. Really enjoyed all the comedians. MC created a lively atmosphere so will definitely attend again. Tomorrow night in fact
Review left at 5:46pm on Tue 16th Mar 2021
Another top night of fun with some new faces and top comedy.
Review left at 5:31pm on Tue 16th Mar 2021
Another great evening . The host always welcomes new people and helps create a real friendly atmosphere. The sound check makes sure the comedians can be heard. That’s why we keep coming back for more. Happy Mondays tomorrow night. No not Shaun and the boys.
Review left at 10:17am on Tue 16th Mar 2021
The venue was rated as 5 star as it was my own house. The comedians were mostly enjoyable. The atmosphere created by the host was less than satisfactory. I felt that he was sharp and over emphasised the ‘rules’ of the event. Pestering people to put in their web cameras is inappropriate - there are all sort of genuine reasons as to why people choose not to activate their web cameras. If you are going to forcibly insist that people switch on their web camera then consider making it part of the Terms and Conditions so that people can choose to attend or not. At one point I was ‘muted’ and chastised in a public forum for apparently blurting something out which was not the case as I was sitting on my own quietly, not clapping or making any sort of noise that would be detected by the microphone. This spoiled part of the experience for me and would make me consider attending again.
Review left at 7:31pm on Mon 15th Mar 2021
Yesterday's Comedy Mother's Day Night was absolutely incredible! Sion was such an incredible MC with fantastic acts all throughout the show! Absolutely recommended for sure!
Review left at 4:09pm on Mon 15th Mar 2021