Mon 5th Jan 2026 at 8:00pm ends 10:30pm
Amersham Arms, New Cross Road, London, UK - Map
Stand-Up Comedy
Sion James presents:
Happy Mondays Comedy at The Amersham Arms New Cross : Dru Cripps (WIP) , Salma Lyons, Donatas Staneika, Plus Special Guest TBC & MC Sion James
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Happy Mondays Comedy at The Amersham Arms New Cross :
Dru Cripps (WIP) , Salma Lyons, Donatas Staneika, Marcus Beeby Plus Special Guest TBC & MC Sion James
Legendary Happy Mondays Comedy bring you weekly live comedy, kick off your week in style , come hear brand new jokes & fresh ideas from stars of TV, Radio & comedy circuit & beyond. We bring you fantastic line up of comedy talent including the hilarious Dru Cripps- After a sellout run and rave reviews at Edinburgh Fringe Dru is warming up for Leicester Comedy Festval! The award-winning 'sensational' ★★★★★ (Time Out) Dru brings his critically acclaimed clowning Loopstation-based shenanigans to New Cross! Improvised songs, spontaneous musings, and chaotic comedic “genius”, Cripps really has to be seen to be misunderstood. “Ludicrously Inventive and very very funny” ★★★★★- (Church Times), Brit Pakistani East London promising newbie Salma Lyons Lithuanian comedy star Donatas Staneika , rising star Marcus Beeby Plus Special Guest TBC providing the lols all hosted by your cheeky compere Sion James in the friendly atmosphere of The Amersham Arms. ( Across the Road from New Cross station)
Airy spacious venue with reasonable priced bar
Front Pub Bar is open all day for pre show drinks for early arrivals
Student Discounted Tickets , Tickets with Donations to Lewisham Foodbank
Great Value Live Comedy in a Great Live venue
Please email happymondayscomedy@gmail.com so we can reserve you seats together if booking or groups of 3 or more.
Presented by Happy Mondays Comedy.
This is an 18+ event.
Advanced Tickets available Online via DICE App : https://link.dice.fm/j5f5d311d4f2
Advanced Booking £8
General Admission + Additional Lewisham Foodbank Donation £12.50
Student Discount Ticket £5
Doors 7.30pm Show 8.00pm to approx 10.30pm, Including Interval(s)
The Amersham Arms 388 New Cross Rd, New Cross, London SE14 6TY
Nearest Transport : New Cross Zone 2 ( 2 mins walk) or Free Street parking available nearby
Line Up :
Dru Cripps : Juicy Bits
Fresh from a sellout run and rave reviews at Edinburgh Fringe Multi award-winning 'sensational' ★★★★★ (Time Out), clown Dru Cripps brings ad hoc and critically acclaimed Loopstation-based shenanigans to New Cross! Improvised songs, spontaneous musings, and chaotic comedic “genius”, Cripps really has to be seen to be misunderstood. “Ludicrously Inventive and very very funny” ★★★★★- (Church Times)
Winner of a Malcolm Hardee Award, a British Comedy Guide award, an Offie Award, and comedy competitions up and down the UK,
★★★★★ 'Laughing at everything and anything he said, in hysterics rolling in the aisles mesmerised by his comedic mastery' (Three Weeks)
★★★★½ 'Total genius, funny, original and absolutely hilarious' (One4Review) ★★★★ 'Excellent- roars of laughter' (Roviews)
Salma Lyons
Brit Pakistani working class female comic making political personal jokes of her Irish & pakistani families. She delivers killer punchlines that have meant she has beaten top gong shows & gigs all around the UK. She has done her first sold out Brighton Fringe 2025 and will be performing her WIP in Leicester Comedy Festival & Glasgow comedy festival 2026.
Donatas Staneika
Donatas Staneika is an observational Lithuanian comedian who is making waves on the UK circuit. Shortlisted for the BBC New Comedy Awards 2024. Listed as one of the best up-and-comers by Time Out, and selected as one of the Top 10 best new comedians by Omid Djalili.
Marcus Beeby
Marcus Beeby is an autobiographical, observational and storytelling comedian, talking about his life past and present, current affairs and topical material, building strong tension with regular punchlines throughout.
Plus Special Guest TBC
Who could it be? it could be a big comedy star trying out some new bits for telly thing or rising star trying out some new gold?
- Either way it could be your new fave comedian?
MC Sion James
"Utterly charming ... Lovable giant' Time Out London
Check out https://www.instagram.com/happymondayscomedy/ for previous & current lineups
Artists listed are correct at time of going to press, in the unlikely event that an act needs to cancel we reserve the right to amend the line up without notice and no refunds will be due. We will endeavour to bring back that artist to this venue in the future.
Line Up:
Dru Cripps
Salma Lyons
Donatas Staneika
Marcus Beeby
Plus Special Guest TBC
Sion James
Age Restrictions:
18+
Other Information:
Doors 7.30pm Show 8.00pm to approx 10.30pm, Including Interval(s)
Airy spacious venue with Front Pub Bar is open all day for pre show drinks for early arrivals
Artists listed are correct at time of going to press, in the unlikely event that an act needs to cancel we reserve the right to amend the line up without notice and no refunds will be due. We will endeavour to bring back that artist to this venue in the future.
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Tickets
Advanced Booking
Great value live comedy!
£7.27
Advanced Booking Includes Additonal Donation to Lewisham Foodbank
£11.36
Student Discounted Ticket
Proof of Student ID Required
£4.55
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Reviews for previous Sion James events
Gotta work out a way of being able to hear every word the comedians say. Even having the mic volume of guests at 50% meant that some of the punchlines could not be heard at all. It is the only bad thing about this, everything else is absolutely superb. Personally I would rather everyone was on mute for the comedians performance and the ‘laughter’ was given in the form of the emoji things with the volume turned up right at the end for the rapturous applause. I know this experience may not be the same for the comedian but would be 100% better for the audience. Anytime a comedian wanted to interact with an audience member the admin would simply unmute them. FYI - don’t think this is required for the MC as it’s more of a discussion / free for all then. Also think, if this was implemented you could charge £10+ at least
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Review left at 7:18am on Sun 29th Nov 2020
Brilliant! All of the comedians were fantastic- and we were so chuffed that Russell Kane was the secret special guest. Seen Marcel lots of times before at various venues in Manchester, so it was lovely to see him again (even though it was online) and we really felt part of the show too which was amazing - It was definitely a great alternative to being there in the flesh. Thank you sooo much for organising this event. We loved it👍🏻🥰 We will def watch the next gig if we can. See you then. Jeni and Jonny. xx
Yes
Review left at 7:57pm on Sat 28th Nov 2020
Yes
Review left at 5:43pm on Sat 28th Nov 2020
Great night, acts were all brilliant, Sion was superb, engaged with the audience beautifully. Tony Ukulele was a special treat, loved the night!!
Yes
Review left at 3:15pm on Sat 28th Nov 2020
Lovely atmosphere, great comedy and what a way to start the week! Thanks for cheering me up 😊
Yes
Review left at 4:15pm on Tue 24th Nov 2020
Awesome night! Great comedians and lots of laughs from the comfort of my own home. Can’t wait for next week!
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Review left at 3:35pm on Tue 24th Nov 2020