Thu 12th Nov 2026 at 8:00pm ends 10:30pm
Showcase Cinema de Lux Bluewater, Bluewater Parkway, Dartford, Greenhithe, UK - Map
Stand-Up Comedy, Observational, Topical, Adult, One-Liner, Storytelling
House of Stand Up presents:
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Tweet🎭🚨 IT'S TONIGHT! BLUEWATER, ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH? 😂
🎬 IT'S A CINEMA… BUT TONIGHT, THE COMEDY IS LIVE!
Forget the films. Forget the sofa. Some experiences simply can't be recreated on a screen.
The atmosphere. The anticipation. The sound of a room full of people laughing together.
🌟 TONIGHT, HOUSE OF STAND UP brings the brilliant SCOTT BENNETT LIVE & IN PERSON to Showcase Cinemas Bluewater!
📅 TONIGHT – THURSDAY 12 NOVEMBER
📍 SHOWCASE CINEMAS BLUEWATER – SCREEN 11
🕗 SHOW STARTS 8PM
🌟 SCOTT BENNETT – HEADLINER
As seen on BBC's Live at the Apollo and The Royal Variety Performance, Scott is one of the UK's finest observational comedians. Having supported Michael McIntyre and Rob Brydon, his brilliantly relatable storytelling turns everyday life into extraordinary comedy!
And joining him tonight:
🎤 DAVID WARD (MC) – A quick-witted comedy circuit favourite who knows exactly how to get a room laughing!
😂 LOUIE McLEAN – Clever, original comedy with a refreshingly different perspective.
✨ AMANDA SEDAKA – Sharp observations and a fresh, exciting comedy talent.
🥂🍿 MAKE TONIGHT A VIP EXPERIENCE!
Why settle for an ordinary night out?
🛋️ Luxury heated recliner seating
🥂 Private VIP Gallery bar & lounge
🍺 Welcome drink
🍔 Food with waffle fries
🍿 Popcorn
⭐ ALL INCLUDED WITH YOUR VIP TICKET!
👥 GROUP SAVER TICKETS ALSO AVAILABLE!
🚨 LAST CHANCE TO BOOK FOR TONIGHT!
Tomorrow, tonight will be a memory.
Make sure it's one you were part of.
🎟️ BOOK YOUR TICKETS NOW!
🎬 THE CINEMA IS THE VENUE. THE COMEDIANS ARE LIVE. THE LAUGHTER IS REAL!
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DOORS OPEN: 7:00pm
COMEDY STARTS: 8:00pm
LICENSED BAR AVAILABLE
Please note: You may be required to provide photographic ID as proof of age.
All tickets are subject to availability. VIP Gallery inclusions, menu and pricing are subject to change.
Show contains adult humour so be prepared for some naughty jokes and strong language. All acts are subject to change without notice.
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Line Up:
Scott Bennett
David Ward (MC)
Amanda Sedaka
louie mclean
Age Restrictions:
18+
Wheelchair accessible
Other Information:
Doors Open at 7.00pm. Comedy starts at 8:00pm. Line-up subject to change, unfortunately we are unable to provide refunds or exchanges. See our FAQs on our website.
Seating Plan
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(Blue Seats) ADVANCE TICKET - price includes booking fee
£28.00
VIP TICKET - price includes booking fee
YOUR VIP TICKET INCLUDES
Upgraded VIP Seating: Sit back and relax in a fully customisable heated recliner chair with extra legroom.
VIP Gallery Access: Enjoy access to the private VIP Gallery bar and lounge.
Welcome Drink: Choose from a beer, wine or soft drink.
Food Included: Your choice of: Chicken Tenders - Chicken Burger - Hot Dog - Vegan Tenders or Chicken Bites - Served with waffle fries.
Popcorn: A small popcorn to enjoy during the show.
£40.00
VIP TICKET - price includes booking fee
YOUR VIP TICKET INCLUDES
VIP Gallery Access: Enjoy access to the private VIP Gallery bar and lounge.
Welcome Drink: Choose from a beer, wine or soft drink.
Food Included: Your choice of: Chicken Tenders - Chicken Burger - Hot Dog - Vegan Tenders or Chicken Bites - Served with waffle fries.
Popcorn: A small popcorn to enjoy during the show.
£40.00
ADVANCE TICKET - price includes booking fee
£28.00
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Venue was not suitable for this. There was no atmosphere at all
Review left at 5:36pm on Sun 8th Nov 2026
Stephen K Amos made the whole experience worthwhile, the compare was ok but the others, often relying on fisting and fingering type 'jokes', were poor. The venue was like a hanger and cold.
Review left at 4:47pm on Sun 8th Nov 2026
Great night of comedy… Great value for money.. Nice venue & cheap drinks
Review left at 9:28pm on Sat 7th Nov 2026
Andrew always great value for a laugh...you can't help but love the guy...took 3 family members who hadn't seen Andrew before...they love it...tears of laughter rolling down faces.... excellent
Review left at 3:48pm on Sat 31st Oct 2026
Great value for money 5 star
Review left at 3:36pm on Sat 31st Oct 2026
Review left at 7:20pm on Mon 5th Oct 2026