Thu 12th Nov 2026 at 8:00pm ends 10:30pm
Showcase Cinema de Lux Bluewater, Bluewater Parkway, Dartford, Greenhithe, UK - Map
Stand-Up Comedy, Observational, Topical, Adult, One-Liner, Storytelling
House of Stand Up presents:
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Tweet🎭🚨 IT'S TONIGHT! BLUEWATER, ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH? 😂
🎬 IT'S A CINEMA… BUT TONIGHT, THE COMEDY IS LIVE!
Forget the films. Forget the sofa. Some experiences simply can't be recreated on a screen.
The atmosphere. The anticipation. The sound of a room full of people laughing together.
🌟 TONIGHT, HOUSE OF STAND UP brings the brilliant SCOTT BENNETT LIVE & IN PERSON to Showcase Cinemas Bluewater!
📅 TONIGHT – THURSDAY 12 NOVEMBER
📍 SHOWCASE CINEMAS BLUEWATER – SCREEN 11
🕗 SHOW STARTS 8PM
🌟 SCOTT BENNETT – HEADLINER
As seen on BBC's Live at the Apollo and The Royal Variety Performance, Scott is one of the UK's finest observational comedians. Having supported Michael McIntyre and Rob Brydon, his brilliantly relatable storytelling turns everyday life into extraordinary comedy!
And joining him tonight:
🎤 DAVID WARD (MC) – A quick-witted comedy circuit favourite who knows exactly how to get a room laughing!
😂 LOUIE McLEAN – Clever, original comedy with a refreshingly different perspective.
✨ AMANDA SEDAKA – Sharp observations and a fresh, exciting comedy talent.
🥂🍿 MAKE TONIGHT A VIP EXPERIENCE!
Why settle for an ordinary night out?
🛋️ Luxury heated recliner seating
🥂 Private VIP Gallery bar & lounge
🍺 Welcome drink
🍔 Food with waffle fries
🍿 Popcorn
⭐ ALL INCLUDED WITH YOUR VIP TICKET!
👥 GROUP SAVER TICKETS ALSO AVAILABLE!
🚨 LAST CHANCE TO BOOK FOR TONIGHT!
Tomorrow, tonight will be a memory.
Make sure it's one you were part of.
🎟️ BOOK YOUR TICKETS NOW!
🎬 THE CINEMA IS THE VENUE. THE COMEDIANS ARE LIVE. THE LAUGHTER IS REAL!
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DOORS OPEN: 7:00pm
COMEDY STARTS: 8:00pm
LICENSED BAR AVAILABLE
Please note: You may be required to provide photographic ID as proof of age.
All tickets are subject to availability. VIP Gallery inclusions, menu and pricing are subject to change.
Show contains adult humour so be prepared for some naughty jokes and strong language. All acts are subject to change without notice.
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Line Up:
Scott Bennett
David Ward (MC)
Amanda Sedaka
louie mclean
Age Restrictions:
18+
Wheelchair accessible
Other Information:
Doors Open at 7.00pm. Comedy starts at 8:00pm. Line-up subject to change, unfortunately we are unable to provide refunds or exchanges. See our FAQs on our website.
Seating Plan
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(Blue Seats) ADVANCE TICKET - price includes booking fee
£28.00
VIP TICKET - price includes booking fee
YOUR VIP TICKET INCLUDES
Upgraded VIP Seating: Sit back and relax in a fully customisable heated recliner chair with extra legroom.
VIP Gallery Access: Enjoy access to the private VIP Gallery bar and lounge.
Welcome Drink: Choose from a beer, wine or soft drink.
Food Included: Your choice of: Chicken Tenders - Chicken Burger - Hot Dog - Vegan Tenders or Chicken Bites - Served with waffle fries.
Popcorn: A small popcorn to enjoy during the show.
£40.00
VIP TICKET - price includes booking fee
YOUR VIP TICKET INCLUDES
VIP Gallery Access: Enjoy access to the private VIP Gallery bar and lounge.
Welcome Drink: Choose from a beer, wine or soft drink.
Food Included: Your choice of: Chicken Tenders - Chicken Burger - Hot Dog - Vegan Tenders or Chicken Bites - Served with waffle fries.
Popcorn: A small popcorn to enjoy during the show.
£40.00
ADVANCE TICKET - price includes booking fee
£28.00
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Bobby was brilliant and loved Danny too!
Review left at 4:49pm on Tue 2nd Jun 2026
The event was well organised with the events staff being very pleasant and helpful. The plus side for the audience much to our joy and delight BOBBY DAVRO was only supposed to do about 40/45 mins but ending up doing an hour and a quarter 👍👍
Review left at 1:01pm on Sun 31st May 2026
Bobby Davro absolutely brilliant evening not laughed so much hopefully he will do another event in Bexley
Review left at 9:14am on Sun 31st May 2026
Always a mix of standards with the comedians - headline act and preceding one were great. Bar staff at the Coulsdon Club were excellent!
Review left at 11:18pm on Sun 24th May 2026
Very good. Enjoyed it.
Review left at 3:54pm on Fri 22nd May 2026
Review left at 3:12pm on Fri 22nd May 2026